No Guys!!
Burgers & Fries!

~Food+ Delivery service

  • Piledriver- Fancy name for a plain buffalo burger. Can be doubled or tripled.

  • Backbreaker- A burger as big as a roegadyn's head, and thrice as dense.

  • Heartstopper- A double backbreaker with a Piledriver skewered to the top for good measure and drenched in cheese, and BBQ sauce.

  • Spears- Heavily spiced miq'abobs. Comes in threes.

  • Side-kick- A hefty order of fries with all manner of toppings.

  • Rounder- Pizza. with your choice of toppings. No matter how heinous or Insane.

~Order it + Stallion style+ for a bit extra!!

  • Haymaker- As punchy as it sounds. Heavily concentrated fruit juice that suspiciously brims and crackles with aether.

  • Hot Shot- Coffee spiked with your choice of liquor, or not at all.

  • Straight Shot- A Hot Shot with none of the coffee. Just the alcohol. A bottle of your choosing.

  • Ma's- A thick milkshake.

Q: Is this a sex thing?
A: "Might Be."
Q: What does it mean to order things 'Stallion style'
A: "Ask when you're ordering."
Q: How much does all this cost?
A: "It's free. Tips are nice though."
-all questions answered by the owner

OOC-Info
-Actual gil is NOT required or expected, but tips are accepted.
-Orders are made In-Character, in /tell or in party.
-For scene clarification. This is a poster either plastered in a town, or stuffed in your mailbox. With a linkpearl for contact.
-Needless to say, this is all for fun so there are no obligations on either end.